Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...