Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...