Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...