How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...