Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...