Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...