A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...