Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...