Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...