Pickles
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Don’t say this to a cop
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The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
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I’ll tell them slowly
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Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...