A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...