Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
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There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
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I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...