Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.