What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...