Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
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Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
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This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
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Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...