How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...