The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...