The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
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Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
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* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...