Learn how to talk southern
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When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...