Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...