Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...