Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!