Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...