Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Elephant jokes 13
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A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
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Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...