He goes up the wall!
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Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
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Redneck Dating practice
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Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
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Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
spitting in the vase
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