Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...