Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...