Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...