A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
I’ll get you next slime!
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Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...