Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!