What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...