Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...