Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!