Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...