St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...