Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...