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A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Refrigerated Pussy
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How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Things Found Only In America
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The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Making a bet at a bar
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Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...