Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...