The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...