On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...