Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...