Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...