Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!