In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...