The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...