Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...