Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.