The story of the bats
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What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...