The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Guyness Quiz
Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...