Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...