Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...