Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...